{"product_id":"calories-myth-t-shirt","title":"Calories Myth T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 18px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Tee That Checks Out\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003ePrinted on the \u003cstrong\u003eComfort Colors 1717\u003c\/strong\u003e because a questionable sense of humor still deserves a good shirt. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation — grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cstrong\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Watermelon \/ S","offer_id":55707326710079,"sku":"99383664327820811961","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ M","offer_id":55707326742847,"sku":"28450373651711609004","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ L","offer_id":55707326775615,"sku":"23972334271553579349","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ XL","offer_id":55707326808383,"sku":"14286012204385744657","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 2XL","offer_id":55707326841151,"sku":"65316060352484027047","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Watermelon \/ 3XL","offer_id":55707326873919,"sku":"15136015089636379783","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/15450225218763617168_2048.jpg?v=1790265818","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/calories-myth-t-shirt","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}