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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation — grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cstrong\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55707329298751,"sku":"40972344810911104499","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55707329331519,"sku":"21650480075471130017","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":55707329364287,"sku":"32882349226473263349","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":55707329397055,"sku":"44161187295395523158","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55707329429823,"sku":"32001873969294028389","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55707329462591,"sku":"24544691988118592127","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":55707329495359,"sku":"30288995107497366276","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":55707329528127,"sku":"22068680813997535982","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55707329560895,"sku":"34114976104520601630","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55707329593663,"sku":"30110510547526082335","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":55707329626431,"sku":"11536719258054134158","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":55707329659199,"sku":"15531582670746797975","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55707329691967,"sku":"11528459113261556334","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55707329724735,"sku":"32281181220511298213","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":55707329757503,"sku":"29301683190454040254","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":55707329790271,"sku":"60895835482461921771","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55707329823039,"sku":"31284235072980900513","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55707329855807,"sku":"13554854094043391722","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":55707329888575,"sku":"21240031798742406694","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":55707329921343,"sku":"26723062967441180450","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55707329954111,"sku":"18542890473569264510","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":55707329986879,"sku":"27366436989210323103","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55707330019647,"sku":"18658573947333303672","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":55707330052415,"sku":"51608565014957456242","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/1088361754165402918_2048.jpg?v=1790265912","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/calories-were-a-myth-cat-t-shirt","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}