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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation - grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cb\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/b\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55683434217791,"sku":"15372733001404756357","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":55683434250559,"sku":"18826850477034098284","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":55683434283327,"sku":"31023971154161087809","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":55683434316095,"sku":"32712798110823641599","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55683434348863,"sku":"75826326527161007928","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":55683434381631,"sku":"13519748036843653075","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":55683434414399,"sku":"44175137003250502644","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":55683434447167,"sku":"10479534924524872203","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55683434479935,"sku":"18382592838036129565","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":55683434512703,"sku":"21950996131741319116","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":55683434545471,"sku":"19053669757439532845","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":55683434578239,"sku":"13206880772628718272","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55683434611007,"sku":"31227689848605819057","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":55683434643775,"sku":"25049686410949096466","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":55683434676543,"sku":"22321657864336566241","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":55683434709311,"sku":"19444580939593077885","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683434742079,"sku":"26428909918263184628","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683434774847,"sku":"13824994309628022139","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683434807615,"sku":"15956619276652215473","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683434840383,"sku":"80503958633582356021","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683434873151,"sku":"10759616117980124269","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683434905919,"sku":"16466097447470545101","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683434938687,"sku":"83637521012060950981","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683434971455,"sku":"16240824837289827497","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/1437143825132846391_2048.jpg?v=1790019367","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/diet-soda-grim-reaper-t-shirt-funny-diet-humor-tee-skeleton-soda-shirt-dark-humor-comfort-colors-tee","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}