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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation - grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cb\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/b\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55683400892735,"sku":"76122340512234477027","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55683400925503,"sku":"17378222366132042913","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":55683400958271,"sku":"17329302469710867233","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":55683400991039,"sku":"29006434050934898275","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55683401023807,"sku":"33323384150350434885","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55683401056575,"sku":"10639265590861577586","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":55683401089343,"sku":"20007723598281344507","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":55683401122111,"sku":"88308615792548543026","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55683401154879,"sku":"29557787001744611830","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55683401187647,"sku":"51808592581800894636","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":55683401220415,"sku":"57430769625297346766","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":55683401253183,"sku":"10947114835763544232","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55683401285951,"sku":"19937155655439770781","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55683401318719,"sku":"17499572211297284035","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":55683401351487,"sku":"63632718440349052522","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":55683401384255,"sku":"31110105776804377326","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683401417023,"sku":"33072895283755394407","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683401449791,"sku":"84594879880077436272","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683401482559,"sku":"67954258399907571382","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683401515327,"sku":"22769014884267541825","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683401548095,"sku":"28252359683020582952","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683401580863,"sku":"18143430537704031848","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683401613631,"sku":"89996451529962057366","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683401646399,"sku":"12089106364344642238","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/13815649877993681487_2048.jpg?v=1790018642","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/glucose-roller-coaster-shirt-funny-blood-sugar-tee-wellness-humor-t-shirt-diet-humor-gift-comfort-colors-graphic-tee","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}