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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation — grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cstrong\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55707301740863,"sku":"28635676787383775663","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 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