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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation — grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cstrong\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55714780873023,"sku":"15036691481032947375","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":55714780905791,"sku":"93723803155544279910","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55714780938559,"sku":"36691070522973192204","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":55714780971327,"sku":"96723799962325492164","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55714781004095,"sku":"31039015562443686746","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":55714781036863,"sku":"20713695630370963971","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55714781069631,"sku":"26198175959493007529","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":55714781102399,"sku":"48524018313851846357","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55714781135167,"sku":"15727277014667394879","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":55714781167935,"sku":"28799569423977469223","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55714781200703,"sku":"35804325885544895421","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":55714781233471,"sku":"17182945622206364572","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55714781266239,"sku":"25426261821296168676","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":55714781299007,"sku":"67834112836147018428","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55714781331775,"sku":"30644775182665450187","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":55714781364543,"sku":"27640986096929572340","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55714781397311,"sku":"23174694714924094120","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":55714781430079,"sku":"16089899008789592863","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55714781462847,"sku":"13814097223083428375","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":55714781495615,"sku":"24319530683869500980","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55714781528383,"sku":"23507539601894111686","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":55714781561151,"sku":"91407300849890454112","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":55714781593919,"sku":"27647432617323887353","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55714781626687,"sku":"27852763150129032665","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/3023397517562025191_2048.jpg?v=1790365200","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/i-used-to-be-healthy-t-shirt","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}