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It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation - grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px 0px 12px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 14px; line-height: normal; font-family: Helvetica; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-kerning: none;\"\u003eBasically: \u003cb\u003egood cotton, good fit, less nonsense.\u003c\/b\u003e Because we read labels too.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":55683388047679,"sku":"12169305621910497435","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":55683388080447,"sku":"18051606531137229693","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ S","offer_id":55683388113215,"sku":"20957019763546895885","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":55683388145983,"sku":"21977481964837530756","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":55683388178751,"sku":"27671230860300398936","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":55683388211519,"sku":"24658119009800128821","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ M","offer_id":55683388244287,"sku":"18546743721057213360","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":55683388277055,"sku":"15664202114119175789","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":55683388309823,"sku":"18135577007336401883","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":55683388342591,"sku":"33686926202685977208","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ L","offer_id":55683388375359,"sku":"87292972942803218000","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":55683388408127,"sku":"18387786189821713104","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":55683388440895,"sku":"23193182469037554606","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":55683388473663,"sku":"22182186737618029667","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ XL","offer_id":55683388506431,"sku":"31623020787815712191","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":55683388539199,"sku":"27216912531606003491","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683388571967,"sku":"16795391515376462169","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683388604735,"sku":"81395653145609813445","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683388637503,"sku":"20012427229141222152","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":55683388670271,"sku":"32367518255378038529","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683388703039,"sku":"22429109433543386861","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blossom \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683388735807,"sku":"28791510202866583895","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683388768575,"sku":"16285154310568010292","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":55683388801343,"sku":"20319241525391584792","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1001\/9917\/0367\/files\/10237861621614818172_2048.jpg?v=1790018604","url":"https:\/\/emptycalorieclub.com\/products\/stop-counting-calories-shirt-anti-diet-graphic-tee-funny-nutrition-t-shirt","provider":"Empty Calorie Club","version":"1.0","type":"link"}