Heavyweight, garment-dyed, and broken-in from day one. The kind of tee that already feels like a favorite.
100% ring-spun cotton
Soft-washed feel
Relaxed unisex fit
Empty Calorie Club makes tees for people who read labels, question nutrition hype, and prefer humor over wellness theater.
We’re based in the U.S., and we keep the printing here too. Every order is printed by our partners in Florida and Texas. Less mystery. More T-shirts.
Not yet. For now, we only ship within the U.S. We’re working on spreading the nonsense to more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.
Yep! Once your order hits the road, we’ll email you a tracking number so you can follow its little journey all the way to your door.
Soft, comfy, and built to hold up wash after wash. Right now, all of our tees are printed on Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton shirt with that already-broken-in feel.
Basically: good fabric, no mystery ingredients. Check each product page for color, fit, and sizing details.
