Shipping policy

We make your order after you place it. Less warehouse dust, more freshly printed shirts.

Free Shipping

We offer free standard shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Orders below that amount will be charged the shipping rate shown at checkout.

Order Processing

Most orders are processed and prepared for shipment within 2-5 business days.

Because our products are made to order, processing time is separate from shipping time. During holidays, launches, or unusually busy periods, things may take a little longer.

Shipping & Delivery

Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method available for your order.

Delivery estimates begin after your order has finished processing.

Tracking Your Order

Once your order is on the way, you’ll receive a shipping confirmation email with tracking information when available.

Please allow a little time for the carrier to scan the package and update the tracking page.

Delays

Delivery dates are estimates, not solemn blood oaths.

Carrier delays, weather, holidays, incorrect addresses, and other circumstances outside our control can occasionally affect delivery times.

If your order seems unusually delayed or lost, contact us at [support email] with your order number and we’ll help figure out what happened.

Please Check Your Address

Take a second to make sure your shipping address is correct before placing your order.

If you notice an error, contact us as soon as possible. Because orders move into production quickly, we can’t guarantee that an address can be changed after an order has been submitted.

Questions?

Email us at support@emptycalorieclub.com and include your order number whenever possible.

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