What's a Calorie T-Shirt

What's a Calorie T-Shirt

Black / S
Sale price  From $34.95 Regular price $49.95
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What's a Calorie T-Shirt

What's a Calorie T-Shirt

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About This Tee

The Tee That Checks Out

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 because a questionable sense of humor still deserves a good shirt. It’s a heavyweight, garment-dyed ring-spun cotton tee with that soft, already-lived-in feel straight out of the package. The relaxed unisex fit is easy to wear, substantial without feeling stiff, and made for repeat rotation - grocery runs, farmers markets, snack emergencies, and unnecessarily long ingredient-list investigations included.

Basically: good cotton, good fit, less nonsense. Because we read labels too.

Keep It Looking Good

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.

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30-Day Money-Back Guarantee – Love your tee, or send it back within 30 days. No awkward breakup conversation required.

Printed in the USA – Every order is printed and shipped by our U.S. print partners. Less traveling for your shirt before you get to travel in it.

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Good Shirts. Less Nonsense.

We print on Comfort Colors 1717 — soft, heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with that already-lived-in feel. Comfortable enough for grocery runs, farmers markets, couch research, and reading ingredient lists you probably wish you hadn’t.

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FAQs

Where are you located?

We're a US-based company, and every order is printed right here in the USA — our print partners are in Florida and Texas.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet — right now we ship within the United States only, and we're working on reaching more countries soon. Check our shipping policy for rates and delivery times.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! As soon as your order ships, we'll email you a tracking number so you can follow your package all the way to your door.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality fabrics that feel soft on the skin and hold up wash after wash. Exact materials vary by item — you'll find the full details on each product page.